Hot take: the best croissant in the city is at a gas station in Queens.
Saturn's rings are younger than sharks. Sit with that for a minute.
My grandmother beat the market three years running with a notebook and a landline.
Rewatched it last night. Still the greatest third act ever filmed. Don't @ me.
A bodega cat is the only manager whose approval has ever meant anything to me.
Nobody talks about how good tap water tastes at 2am. Peak beverage.
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Somewhere out there is a lighthouse keeper reading about your commute and thinking “I could never.”
Meanwhile I've described my job to three different relatives and gotten three different wrong summaries back.
Maybe every job sounds made up from one lighthouse away.
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